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The Salad Bar
The salad bar is the worst kind of bar. How did they even get “bar” status in the first place? They have nothing in common with all the other “bars” out there. Most bars serve hard liquor and beer....
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The Next Evolution in the Dad Bod Craze
Men have it good. Maybe too good. We grow old, we’re more “distinguished.” We go bald, we’re better looking! We lose our chiseled physique, we have a sexy Dad Bod! It’s all rainbows and unicorns for...
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Area Man Sees Headline And Tells Everyone He Read Article
After telling friends about a fascinating article he read online detailing a new scientific breakthrough in solar power, local man Dave Allen was forced to confess he only read the headline when his...
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Current Reflections on High School Yearbook Quotes
My 20-year high school reunion is coming up. As I’ve thought about those formative years, a whole host of emotions have bubbled up from deep within. (As you know, a Zillionaire’s heart is a deep ocean...
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Performance-Enhancers in Fantasy Football
I am a tremendous fantasy football commissioner. Teams loves playing for me in my fantasy league. I had the whole league begging me to be the commissioner. Why? Because I am a great commissioner. I am...
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Missing Amazon Alexa Commands
Alexa, Amazon’s voice-controlled assistant, is capable of many wondrous things. She can give you the weather forecast, add items to a shopping list, and even tell you who won the latest game of...
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Help! Something is Wrong with My Dog
As a new dog owner, I’m a bit of a hypochondriac. If he doesn’t eat all his food at dinner, I worry he needs more flavor variety. When he drinks out of his water bowl too soon after a walk, I am...
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The Domain Name Squat Game
While updating my online portfolio recently, I realized I’ve been making websites since 1996. Or to paraphrase Tupac in the hit rap song California Love released that same year: In the web game for 20...
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The Podcast Zillionaires
My wife wants to punch me in the nuts when I listen to sports talk radio on the drive to work in the morning. I understand her strong reaction. Who can listen to a room full of blowhards recounting...
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Franchises at the Hospital Food Court
As the Baby Boom Generation ages, they are transitioning from walking the malls of America to using walkers in the hallways of hospitals. With their bulging retirement wallets, the boomers have a...
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